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Title: First Day At School
Characters: Iruka and his hapless class.
Rating: G
Notes: Okay, fine. I did it. Not really spell checked or grammar checked... and Iruka is a little more badass than I prefer, but it's the first time writing him and he is trying to prove a point. ;P
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Iruka had to raise his voice to be heard over the sound of the group of excited students. “Okay everyone, I want you to line up in front of the kunais. Hurry up now, single file line. That’s it. ”
There was a good deal of grumbling and shuffling of feet – Iruka mentally marked down the expressions of the kids most likely to give him the most trouble later. They shouldn’t be complaining, it was only a little rainy this afternoon. Really, a ninja would be expected to work in much worse conditions.
It was a shame these kids weren’t ninja.
Finally the kids had arraigned themselves to his liking and Iruka plastered wide smile on his face, resisting the nervous habit of pushing up his forehead protector. This was his first class of his first term. He was determined it would go well.
“My name is Umino Iruka,” he paused a moment, waiting for the traditional. ‘Hello Iruka-Sensei’ he got from properly polite classes. This group just stared at him, and after the pause Iruka doggedly went on. “Because of the, er, recent unrest, your headmaster thought it best that he bring me in. I’ll be taking over your defence against the dark arts lessons until the end of this term.”
There was even more grumbling about that. Iruka expected it – apparently their previous teacher had been popular.
One boy, blond with a pointed nose, sneered at him. “Umino Iruka? I’ve never even heard of you. Where’s your wand?”
“Ah, yes. About that,” Iruka clasped his hands behind him, rocking lightly on his heels. It was hard not to grin. “I’m not actually a wizard.”
If there was grumbling before, it was a near uproar now. Several students shouted questions at him, but only one raised a hand. Iruka nodded to her. “Yes? What’s your name?”
“Hermione Granger, sir.” The girl said, crisply. “Excuse me for asking, but I had read that Hogwarts had spells and wards against muggles.”
“Yes, that is true, but I am not a muggle.” Iruka paused, “I am a fully trained shinobi. Your magic will allow you to do extraordinary things, but you do not need a wand to defend yourself.”
“This is ridiculous!” It was the blond sneerer again, and this time Iruka had definitely marked him.
“What’s your name?”
“Draco Malfoy, and as soon as my father hears about this—“
“Then prove me wrong, Draco Malfoy.” Iruka said, with a slightly crooked smile. “Hit me with one of your spells. If you can.”
He expected the boy to hesitate – Dumbledore told him that these kids were not the trained killers Iruka was used too, and quite frankly they seemed a little soft. But to his credit, the boy had pulled out his wand without pause, casting a spell almost before the challenge had left Iruka’s lips.
But an unprepared shinobi was a dead shinobi. In truth, Iruka had baited the class a bit, hoping for just this chance. His fingers flashed through the familiar seals.
“Stupefy!”
The spell hit the teacher dead center in the chest, throwing him flat back into the sodden grass. The moment his body hit ground, though, there was a puff of smoke, a slight pop and Iruka was gone. A log lay in his place.
And suddenly another presence stood by Draco. Some of the girls shrieked in surprise, but Iruka had already snatched Draco’s wand away with his left hand, the right pressed the sharp tip of a kunai to the boy’s pale throat.
“You missed.” Iruka said, simply.
The boy made a choked, half gasping sound. His skin went from pale to deathly white in fear. Iruka took pity on the kid and stepped back… but kept the wand. He had to make an example out of someone in this class, but rudeness would only be tolerated up to a point. Draco would have to wait until after class to get it back.
Iruka strode in front of his students again, and this time he felt their focused attention. “Today I will be teaching you the basics of throwing a kunai. Please pick up your weapon – No, no, not by the blade, please….”
Maybe teaching these wizards a thing or two would be good for them, after all.
Characters: Iruka and his hapless class.
Rating: G
Notes: Okay, fine. I did it. Not really spell checked or grammar checked... and Iruka is a little more badass than I prefer, but it's the first time writing him and he is trying to prove a point. ;P
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Iruka had to raise his voice to be heard over the sound of the group of excited students. “Okay everyone, I want you to line up in front of the kunais. Hurry up now, single file line. That’s it. ”
There was a good deal of grumbling and shuffling of feet – Iruka mentally marked down the expressions of the kids most likely to give him the most trouble later. They shouldn’t be complaining, it was only a little rainy this afternoon. Really, a ninja would be expected to work in much worse conditions.
It was a shame these kids weren’t ninja.
Finally the kids had arraigned themselves to his liking and Iruka plastered wide smile on his face, resisting the nervous habit of pushing up his forehead protector. This was his first class of his first term. He was determined it would go well.
“My name is Umino Iruka,” he paused a moment, waiting for the traditional. ‘Hello Iruka-Sensei’ he got from properly polite classes. This group just stared at him, and after the pause Iruka doggedly went on. “Because of the, er, recent unrest, your headmaster thought it best that he bring me in. I’ll be taking over your defence against the dark arts lessons until the end of this term.”
There was even more grumbling about that. Iruka expected it – apparently their previous teacher had been popular.
One boy, blond with a pointed nose, sneered at him. “Umino Iruka? I’ve never even heard of you. Where’s your wand?”
“Ah, yes. About that,” Iruka clasped his hands behind him, rocking lightly on his heels. It was hard not to grin. “I’m not actually a wizard.”
If there was grumbling before, it was a near uproar now. Several students shouted questions at him, but only one raised a hand. Iruka nodded to her. “Yes? What’s your name?”
“Hermione Granger, sir.” The girl said, crisply. “Excuse me for asking, but I had read that Hogwarts had spells and wards against muggles.”
“Yes, that is true, but I am not a muggle.” Iruka paused, “I am a fully trained shinobi. Your magic will allow you to do extraordinary things, but you do not need a wand to defend yourself.”
“This is ridiculous!” It was the blond sneerer again, and this time Iruka had definitely marked him.
“What’s your name?”
“Draco Malfoy, and as soon as my father hears about this—“
“Then prove me wrong, Draco Malfoy.” Iruka said, with a slightly crooked smile. “Hit me with one of your spells. If you can.”
He expected the boy to hesitate – Dumbledore told him that these kids were not the trained killers Iruka was used too, and quite frankly they seemed a little soft. But to his credit, the boy had pulled out his wand without pause, casting a spell almost before the challenge had left Iruka’s lips.
But an unprepared shinobi was a dead shinobi. In truth, Iruka had baited the class a bit, hoping for just this chance. His fingers flashed through the familiar seals.
“Stupefy!”
The spell hit the teacher dead center in the chest, throwing him flat back into the sodden grass. The moment his body hit ground, though, there was a puff of smoke, a slight pop and Iruka was gone. A log lay in his place.
And suddenly another presence stood by Draco. Some of the girls shrieked in surprise, but Iruka had already snatched Draco’s wand away with his left hand, the right pressed the sharp tip of a kunai to the boy’s pale throat.
“You missed.” Iruka said, simply.
The boy made a choked, half gasping sound. His skin went from pale to deathly white in fear. Iruka took pity on the kid and stepped back… but kept the wand. He had to make an example out of someone in this class, but rudeness would only be tolerated up to a point. Draco would have to wait until after class to get it back.
Iruka strode in front of his students again, and this time he felt their focused attention. “Today I will be teaching you the basics of throwing a kunai. Please pick up your weapon – No, no, not by the blade, please….”
Maybe teaching these wizards a thing or two would be good for them, after all.
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And I did a mental, "Oh, Hermione. Of course." Hehe.
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I really liked this. Iruka made his point well - not being a wizard doesn't make him helpless and there are more kinds of people in the world than wizards and muggles.
I kind of wonder how Draco's report to Daddy is going to go. "Omg, there is this horrible non-wizard DADA teacher who is MEAN AND EV0L" or "Omg, I am being TAUGHT TO THROW KNIVES! BEST TEACHER EVER!".
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And Draco's report to Daddy will be completely disgruntled... until he manages to nail Ron in the back of the head with a quill in a few months using one of Iruka's techniques. Then he'll see the value in it.
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*snickers* Oh man, Draco must be in love with that. *is going to be imagining that scene for the rest of the day*
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(Heeheehee, but loved the story! What a great idea!)
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http://fonsetorigo.livejournal.com/21674.html
This will help clear it up. :D Now you'll see it... in your nightmares!!!
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