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... that I want to be a UPS driver.
Not only do I look great in brown, but I get to not sit in a cubicle all day and ponder jamming a cheap BIC pen in my eye if I get another customer who asks me, "So, what exactly do you mean by your 'unlimited minute plan'?".
I can totally navigate, and drive, and I promise to be super perky while delivering boxes. Actually, screw UPS: I'll jump ship and work for FedEx, too.
So anyone on my flist happen to be in HR for either one of these two companies and have an opening for a community college dropout? Y/Y/Lobster?
Edit: I decided to include a picture of my future ride... For some reason, it has flames on it. If you're wondering why it has flames, it's because my UPS truck will be that awesome. Giggidy giggidy.
Not only do I look great in brown, but I get to not sit in a cubicle all day and ponder jamming a cheap BIC pen in my eye if I get another customer who asks me, "So, what exactly do you mean by your 'unlimited minute plan'?".
I can totally navigate, and drive, and I promise to be super perky while delivering boxes. Actually, screw UPS: I'll jump ship and work for FedEx, too.
So anyone on my flist happen to be in HR for either one of these two companies and have an opening for a community college dropout? Y/Y/Lobster?
Edit: I decided to include a picture of my future ride... For some reason, it has flames on it. If you're wondering why it has flames, it's because my UPS truck will be that awesome. Giggidy giggidy.
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