I CAN'T DRAW!!! (So I shall script it instead)

[avocado_love]

SCENE OPENS -- IT IS A WARM SPRING EVENING IN THE FIRE NATION.

Prince ZUKO is excorting his rival, Waterbending Master KATARA, down the long flight of stairs leading from the Fire Palace. While they are walking together, there is a careful distance between their bodies. Katara's arms are crossed over her chest and she looks annoyed. In contrast, Zuko is stiff in his formal robes.

KATARA: I can walk myself, you know

ZUKO: It's my job as prince to escort all visiting dignities. Besides (Camera pans to Katara's POV. Zuko has turned to her, smiling. It does not look at all natural on his face.) I thought it was a nice night. I wanted to share it with someone just as... nice.

KATARA: (Clearly disturbed, inching away.) Ummm...

(KATARA is interrupted by a bouquet of flowers thrust rudely in her face.)

ZUKO: (Still smiling -- a false, stiff smile that does not reach his eyes.) Here. Fire Lilys aren't found outside the Fire Nation. You should have these. (Pause) They say that flowers have a language all of their own.

KATARA: (Holding the bouquet gingerly, as if it might bite her) So what do Fire Lilys mean?

ZUKO: (Continuing down the stairs without her. He does not look over his shoulder as he speaks.) Why don't you find out for yourself, waterbender?

(KATARA'S face darkens and it looks like she might throw the beautiful bouquet on the steps. But as camera pans in there is a scrap of a paper hidden among the red flowers. Katara picks it up and opens it. In scraggly, block writing it reads:)

AANG IS HOMUNCULUS

 

Narrow shot to KATARA'S eyes, wide in shock.

Shot of ZUKO'S back as he reaches the foot of the long stairway. His shoulders are still stiff. He does not look back.









Get it? Get it? *elbow nudge* Okay, I admit this is one of those things that seemed a lot better in my head than on the screen. haha. But I decided to post it anyway because I simply MUST cross everything over with Avatar. :D

Comments

[yukinoomoni.livejournal.com]

*blushes* I don't know what this is a crossover of.

[avocado-love.livejournal.com]

Haha. It's okay. It's a crossover of a scene from Full Metal Alchemist . One guy (who bends alchemy's fire) passes along a secret and startling message about another character (a kickass waterbender warrior woman from a frozen north) in a bouquet of flowers. Hee.

[dark-puck.livejournal.com]

Does this mean Zuko is looking for the Philosopher's Stone? :D?

[avocado-love.livejournal.com]

YES. <3

Actually if I had to do a straight-across fusion, I'd probably put Sokka/Katara in Ed/Al's place. I just couldn't imagine Zuko going to the ends of the earth for Azula's sake.

Zuko would probably be relegated to Roy's position, although he lacks all the suave awesomeness that is Colonel Mustang. :D I could still see him going for Fuhrer Fire Lord. lol.

Aang would be May with Momo as his adorable panda-thing. hehe.

[dark-puck.livejournal.com]

WOO HOO I GUESSED RIGHT :D

....wait. So Hakoda is therefore Hoenheim?

*______________*

I LOVE YOU LIKE LOVING

[avocado-love.livejournal.com]

So Hakoda is therefore Hoenheim?

... BRILLIANT.

Azula as Selim, Piandao would be Izumi and Toph... I have no idea. Olivier Armstrong?

[dark-puck.livejournal.com]

THIS EARTHBENDING TECHNIQUE HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN IN THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY FOR ~*~GENERATIONS~*~


Would Suki be Winry?

[avocado-love.livejournal.com]

Aw, Suki would be the most adorable auto-mail mechanic ever. (Her side hobby is building mechanical fan-weapons.)

OMG. And it would make Haru Alex Armstrong. You know he's *just* sparkly enough to pull it off. Or The Boulder.

Hmmm... Mai as Hawkeye, naturally. And Ty Lee as Lan Fan. But who would be Ling/Greed?

[dark-puck.livejournal.com]

And throwing wrenches at Sokka! <333333

The Boulder is a better Alex, I think. Haru can totes be in the Armstrong line.

Mai is the best Hawkeye, bailing Zuko Mustang out of trouble. <3 "You're useless in the rain."

.....who would be SCAR?

[avocado-love.livejournal.com]

THE BLUE SPIRIT!!!!! <3

.... Okay, I got nothing. :P

The Avatar cast has got to be larger to hold up to my crossover needs.

[dark-puck.livejournal.com]

>.> Haru would be an interesting Greed, actually. <.<


Jet. JET is the PERFECT SCAR OMG.

[avocado-love.livejournal.com]

ZMOG!!! OF COURSE! JET!!!!!

... I'm going to have to stop thinking about this because GAH I now have a crossover idea and it ain't gonna be pretty...

[cxrdevil.livejournal.com]

Couldn't Sokka be Ling? Because he's kind of a doof but also a good fighter AND THE PRINCE OF THE WATER TRIBE SORT OF. I can't think of anybody for Greed, though. (Zhao? since he's....ambitious? but he's not enough of a smartass)

[avocado-love.livejournal.com]

Maaaaaan, you're right! He'd work really well for Ling, but I already have him for Ed. *pouts* I might have to use Sokka for Ed and Wang Fire for Ling. ;D

[sableambiguity.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I love FMA. I want this. D:

[avocado-love.livejournal.com]

:D

Well if I ever think of a good fusion/crossover plot I'll be sure to post it!

[cxrdevil.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I love it!

ETA
I totally thought you were aestasbeyond, too, for a second there. Oh boy FMA and Avatar.

[avocado-love.livejournal.com]

*grins* It's so cool when you get into a fandom and suddenly more posts on your friends flist make sense. That's what happened to me and aestasbeyond. I was like OMG THAT'S FMA!!!!! :D

[beboots.livejournal.com]

LOVE LOVE LOVE. <3

I liked the way you set the scene; I'm always a sucker for formal robes... Also, lol, flowers! :D Also, homunculus!Aang is just too crack-worthy for words... XD

[avocado-love.livejournal.com]

Thank you! :D

And he would be soooo adorably evil. Like Salim. :D There could be four homunculi in this 'verse -- one for each element. (He'd be air).

Oh God... I'm going to have to meme this out, aren't I?

[beboots.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes you will. :3

Evil!Aang is just too adorable (and creepy!) to pass up!

[moussajinx.livejournal.com]

I know what it is, but it seems like a 'choose your own adventure' kinda thing.

And it's great!

'If you have a magic sword, turn to page 15.'

'Otherwise, goto page 8'

:)

[avocado-love.livejournal.com]

Haha, you know you're right! I used to love those silly things so much when I was a kid. :D

[moussajinx.livejournal.com]

They were mostly, really lame.

I always dreamed of a great adventure because I'd 'picked the 'right answer'.

They were all disappointing, no epic adventure, no nothing!.

But they were hella silly fun. :)

I died..oh, so many times..:D