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July 8th, 2010

avocado_love: (Spockura)
Thursday, July 8th, 2010 12:48 am
DEAR M NIGHT SHAYMALANAYDINGDONG.

AS A VERY CONCERNED CITIZEN OF THE INTERNETS, I WAS DISMAYED BY THE FACT THAT YOU, IN YOUR MISGUIDED, FAN-HATING WAYS, CUT THE VERY BEST OF SEASON 1 OUT OF THE MOVIE AND KEPT ALL OF THE SHIT. BY WHICH, I MEAN, THERE WAS NO JET.

BECAUSE MY OPINION CLEARLY MATTERS, AND I HAVE A BLOG, I AM DEMANDING THAT YOU RECTIFY THIS SITUATION IN YOUR HORRIBLE FAIL OF A NEXT MOVIE. THAT WAY IT WILL BE THE ONLY THING WORTH WATCHING.

THROUGH A LIFETIME OF CHEAP-ASS SCHOOL FIELD TRIPS AND LITERALLY NO OTHER ENTERTAINMENT IN THE AREA (except for the annual County Frog Jump Jubilee, which is awesome!), I HAVE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF SCOUTING OUT THE IDEAL LOCATION FOR SHOOTING.

THE CALAVERAS BIG TREES STATE PARK.




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IF YOU HAD BOTHERED TO EVER WATCH THE SHOW (WHICH I DOUBT!!!!!!111!!!!111!!!!!) YOU WOULD KNOW THAT JET AND HIS BAND OF MERRY LOST BOYS LIVED IN A VAST NETWORK OF TREES.

NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING -- THE TREES DEPICTED IN THE SHOW WERE CLEARLY DECIDUOUS, WITH BROAD LEAVES. AND THESE ARE GIANT SEQUOIAS  WHICH ARE CONIFERS. WELL, MR DINGDONG, YOU ALSO HAD THE CHARACTER AANG PRONOUNCED AS OONG, SO I'M CLEARLY RIGHT AND YOU'RE WRONG.

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I EXPECT YOU TO TAKE THIS INTO SERIOUS CONSIDERATION, SIR. I AM A PROMINENT MEMBER OF FANDOM WHO HAS WRITTEN OVER ten (10) FAN FICTIONS IN THE AVATAR CATEGORY. AND AT LEAST THREE UNFINISHED CROSSOVERS.

THANK YOU.

PS. ALSO IF YOU WOULD PLEASE CAST JOHN STEWART AS THE LEAD ROLE OF JET, AND BRING BACK THE CHARACTER ZHAO SO HE AND AASIF MANDVI COULD PLAY OFF EACH OTHER, THAT WOULD BE GREAT. AND JUSTIN BEIBER FOR LONGSHOT SMELLERBEE.