Over the years, Fire Lord Zuko had learned Earth King Kuei’s greatest weakness: scrolls of rare knowledge for his library. So after they both dismissed their aides from the chamber, he reached into the sleeves of his robes of office, pulled out and began laying on the table:
“A document describing the arrival of the first waterbending settlers in the Great Foggy Swamp.”
Kuei looked very interested.
“An eyewitness account of Avatar Yangchen’s childhood at the Eastern Air Temple.”
Kuei whimpered.
“And… the secret tips for growing my prize-winning Panda Roses.”
Kuei lunged for it, but Zuko slapped his hand away. “Ah-ah-ah, you know my price…”
“All right, all right, you can have Gaipan as a colony again!”
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Over the years, Fire Lord Zuko had learned Earth King Kuei’s greatest weakness: scrolls of rare knowledge for his library. So after they both dismissed their aides from the chamber, he reached into the sleeves of his robes of office, pulled out and began laying on the table:
“A document describing the arrival of the first waterbending settlers in the Great Foggy Swamp.”
Kuei looked very interested.
“An eyewitness account of Avatar Yangchen’s childhood at the Eastern Air Temple.”
Kuei whimpered.
“And… the secret tips for growing my prize-winning Panda Roses.”
Kuei lunged for it, but Zuko slapped his hand away. “Ah-ah-ah, you know my price…”
“All right, all right, you can have Gaipan as a colony again!”