It's a bad sign when I go through my old files, dig up half-done first/second chapters and go... Hmm... Maybe I should post this...
So, in an effort to convince myself not to do anything new for, like, a month, I'm going to post a list of EVERY UNCOMPLETED project. And then weep. :D
Stuff I really, really, really will get to writing. Promise:
The Problem With Zuko -- I'm on the final two chapters, will be finished in the next three days. Assuming I keep to my schedule. Then I'll have to edit the snot out of it because... yeah.
Alex's porn -- Actually have it written out, but I'm not being overly picky when I say it's sorta... stiff and dry (forgive the pun). Editing...
Teach Your Children Well -- About halfway through the next chapter. Kakashi tries to slap some sense into Sakura regarding her fangirlism, and I don't like the tone the whole chapter is taking. I just can't see Kakashi lecturing anyone, and that's what he's ended up doing.
Find Yourself -- (Lose Yourself 2) Mostly done with the next part, and... three parts after that until the fic finishes up, I think.
Another Brother -- Chapter outlined. I just have to sit back and DO IT. (Master Pakku shenanigans FTW!)
In His Shoes -- Zuko's part all outlined/mostly done. Still need to add a Sokka blurb, and that's what's holding me up. There's only so much angsty!Sokka I can take, and that's his head-space right now. *sigh* 3 chapters to go until it's ended, more or less, and I've been stuck for over a year. Lame.
Switched Lives 'verse -- Need to figure out a title for that. And then write the Kakashi/Mizuki confrontation scene.
Girl Power 'verse -- Again, need a title. Need to write the girls taking Kakashi's bell test.
Ouija board -- Another Brother universe. (I made a reference about a century back about Azula traumatizing Mai and Ty Lee by taking them to the gravesite of her 'dead' brother and trying to contact him via a spirit board. Been meaning to write that ever since, but haven't gotten to it.
Invictus (Or) Zuko and Sokka's Excellent Adventure -- (Road trip... on a ship!) Three chapters done. Outlined, but if I start to post it, it'll turn out to be a monster that'll take my time. I'll post it when I finish either Another Brother or In His Shoes.
Fire and Water: Remember that Naruto/Avatar crossover I did based on The Siege of the North episode? No? Well it's that one.
Crap I may write, but no promises: (Thus, no bold)
Sequel to that Naruto/Animorphs crossover. I just figured out that Sai would be the perfect replacement for Ax. And for some reason, Sasuke as dark!Marco? Hmm...
Maor Naruto/Temeraire: Dragon!Iruka amuses me to no ends. And now I want to see what kind of mischief cadet Naruto gets in,whilst battling the French.
The Writing On The Wall: Once, a very long time ago (like three years) I wrote a Dragon Riders of Pern fic with an all OC cast. It was just about as horrible as you expect. One day I plan to re-write it, and maybe reduce the amount of gay.
And....surprisingly the list isn't as long as I thought it was. Hmmm... Still pretty damn long, though. I think I have a problem, guys. And that is finishing. (Insert your dirty joke of choice here.)